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1. prosince 2008 v 21:09 | z mailu vybrala LadyLoba |  Vtipy
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus me brother?" The drunk again answers, "No,oi I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" (Are you ready for this????) The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure dis is where he fell in?"

In the sweet young thing's opinion the bench was far too public. Her gallant immediately suggested that they change their seat to one some distance away where it was more discreet and darker too. "And you will promise not to hug me?" she asked coyly. Her lover nodded acquiescence. "And you will promise not to kiss me?" Again her lover nodded. "Then what on earth's the use of going over there?" demanded the girl angrily.

Mulla Nasrudin said to his wife, "My dear, this article says women need more sleep than men." "Is that right? " she said . "YES, DEAR," said the Mulla, "SO MAYBE YOU'D BETTER NOT WAIT UP FOR ME TONIGHT."

Mulla Nasrudin called on a psychiatrist and told him that he had problems and needed help. "I want to talk to you," said the Mulla, "because my ethics have not been what they should be and my conscience is bothering me." "I understand," the psychiatrist said, "and you want me to help you build up a stronger will power, is that it?" "NO," said Nasrudin, "THAT'S NOT IT. I WANT YOU TO TRY TO WEAKEN MY CONSCIENCE."
 

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1 kdosi kdosi | 8. prosince 2008 v 13:40 | Reagovat

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